Selling confidence

are you found
lacking, or
think you are?
if so, we’ve got
something for
you.
act now,
before you
think delay.
buyers swear
by it,
on it
and even
to it.
just make one
easy payment,
ten times,
to fill a space
you didn’t
know existed.
luckily,
we designed
a  solution to
a problem we
may have created.
we are not liable
for any damages,
physical or mental,
because, let’s face it,
it’s made in
China.

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no room for a sensible man

first off,
that sounds like shit.
there’s too many dicks around
for that to ring true.
there’s nothing sensible
about something so obtuse.
not an alpha,
nor feminine,
the seesaw of difference
balances those who cannot.
walking on an angle,
the sensible man
heads further
and further
away.