Dirty feet

like the fool i am,
i’ve gone and put
my foot in my mouth.
then i’ve gone
and shot my foot.
i hope that
makes up for the
mess.

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Dirty tongue dries mouth

these crackers are dry.
they suck the moisture from my mouth.
luckily i have drink at hand.
but to be honest,
this drink leaves me dry and wanting.
so i continue the consumption,
luckily, without the tb.
i suck at my own tongue for moisture,
and all i get is dirt.
well i think i’d be happy if i got actually dirt.
maybe they i could plant something useful.