Hi, nice to judge you

how about you
don’t introduce me
let’s forego the
formality and
proceed directly to
judgement

Excuse this beef

what’s the
difference
between
a whore
and
a pig?

species?

excuse
my
beef.

Well, spoken badly

what did i say?
no seriously, what did i say?
i can’t remember if it
was positive or negative.
wait, to whom would it
be positive or negative?
crap, never mind.
can you just recount
what i’ve said,
i need to judge
for myself.