Selling confidence

are you found
lacking, or
think you are?
if so, we’ve got
something for
you.
act now,
before you
think delay.
buyers swear
by it,
on it
and even
to it.
just make one
easy payment,
ten times,
to fill a space
you didn’t
know existed.
luckily,
we designed
a  solution to
a problem we
may have created.
we are not liable
for any damages,
physical or mental,
because, let’s face it,
it’s made in
China.

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B side reprise

My posts do not correlate. Nor do many hold contextual strength. That’s not entirely the plan, although it’s hope that there’s something of value. As the blog title suggests, this is the B side. If you’re familiar with the b side, then you’ll know that this is exactly that. Whatever your reasons for venturing the b side, let them be your barometer. I’m not a typical, more atypical, although I’m finding out more and more through experience, than I’m typical. I have interests that lie in B but due to complexion, composition, talent, or whatever you call it, I scrape by in A. I teeter the fence between A and B. Skill pulls me from falling into B but interest pulls me towards B. Lacking the necessary skills to fend off all these interests can be a frustrating act to preform. Humor, or at least my opinion of humor, seems to be my means of balancing. All these categories, yet I can’t find my own. I think I’ll be dead once everything has been settled.