i would like to exchange this item please
of course. let me check if we have what you want in stock.
here it is. okay, i’ll just need your card to gets things underway.
oh, you don’t need to put it in a bag, i brought one.
environmentalist? save the trees, eh?
no, i drove a car here. i just happen to have a bag with me. thank you.
welp, have a good night.